🧀 EcoPuffs™ – The World’s First Snackable Packing Peanut

🧪 Innovation You Can Eat*

Are they packing peanuts? Are they snacks? Yes.
Born in a top-secret lab somewhere between a recycling plant and a Taco Bell dumpster, EcoPuffs™ are the eco-friendly, bio-degradable, semi-edible revolution the snack world didn’t ask for—but totally deserves.

Made from 100% organic cornstarch and seasoned with a blend of vintage cheese dust and desperation, these light, crunchy puffs are perfect for:

• Shipping fragile dreams

• Midnight snacking while doing inventory

• Questioning your life choices

• Impressing absolutely no one

🧂 Available in Bold, Regrettable Flavors

• Sad Cheddar Classic – Like a cheese puff, but with a soul-crushing backstory.

• Post-Apocalyptic Ranch – Because flavor shouldn’t survive the end times either.

• Cardboard BBQ – Smoky. Crunchy. Boxy.

• Unshipped Umami – Mysterious. Confusing. Slightly fishy?

• Hot Air Jalapeño – Spicy enough to distract you from the shame.

🌱 Eco-Friendly. Sort Of Edible.

EcoPuffs™ dissolve in water, disappear in landfills, and may or may not provide sustenance in a pinch. Technically edible, but we legally cannot recommend it. Our lawyer (shoutout to Chad) said we need to include this:

“Not evaluated by the FDA. Probably never will be.“

🚚 Ships in… itself?

That’s right. We use EcoPuffs™ to ship EcoPuffs™. The box is the bag. The bag is the box. The snack is the packing material. The snake is eating its tail.